1) INCOHERENT SOBBING.
2) MOLLY.
3) I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU EVER AGAIN STEPHEN THOMPSON AND I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU IN MY BLOG (BUT REALLY I STILL HATE YOUR EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO AND YOUR LAST EPISODE OF SHERLOCK WAS KIND OF IFFY AND BORDERLINE RACIST).
4) MOLLY.
5) I MUST FIND MARTIN FREEMAN AND HUG HIM FOREVER WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT.
6) FAIRY TALES ARE SUPER CREEPY.
7) I KIND OF FANCY MORIARTY NOW. IS THAT WRONG? I THINK THAT'S WRONG.
8) SOMEBODY NEEDS TO KISS SOMEONE ON THIS SHOW AND I DON'T CARE WHO BUT OTHERWISE MY TELLY WILL EXPLODE FROM ALL THE SEXUAL TENSION. IT'S SHERLOCK HOLMES, THERE ISN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE SEXUAL TENSION. IN THAT EPISODE ALONE I COUNTED SHERLOCK/JOHN, SHERLOCK/LESTRADE, JOHN/LESTRADE, SHERLOCK/MOLLY, JOHN/MYCROFT, MYCROFT/MORIARTY, SHERLOCK/KATHERINE PARKINSON, SHERLOCK/DONOVAN, SHERLOCK/ANDERSON AND HUGE, BEACON-FLASHING AMOUNTS OF SHERLOCK/MORIARTY. IT IS OFFICIAL, SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS SEXUAL CHEMISTRY WITH EVERYONE. "THE REST IS JUST TRANSPORT." WHAT. EVER.
9) IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL 'WELL OBVIOUSLY HE WASN'T GOING TO BE DEAD' THEN YOU CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF THANKS BECAUSE I'VE READ THE ORIGINAL STORIES AND ALSO IT IS A HUGELY SUCCESSFUL TV SERIES AND OBVIOUSLY THEY WILL KEEP MAKING IT BECAUSE THEY WILL GET LOTS OF AWARDS AND MONEY SO YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SHERLOCK HOLMES TO FIGURE OUT THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO BE REALLY DEAD (SEE WHAT I DID THERE) AND ALSO SOME FUCKER SPOILED IT FOR ME ON FACEBOOK BEFORE I EVEN SAW IT BUT IF YOU WATCHED JOHN WATSON BEING ALL 'DON'T BE DEAD' AND SHERLOCK BEING ALL SELF-SACRIFICING AND DIDN'T GET WHY IT WAS WORTH CRYING AND MAKING UNREADABLE BLOG POSTS ABOUT THEN I DON'T REALLY WANT YOU IN MY LIFE.
10) MOLLY.
I have a sensible, intelligent post coming soon. I swear. Just as soon as I've spooned my brain back in through my ears.
